May 22 2009
The Bucket List
After seeing Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman perform their version of the list, I had little choice, but to add a few items of my own….
Killing all of the weeds in my yard, especially those nasty vines full of thorns would rank high on my list. Releasing a biological nuke on them would give me a euphoria that is difficult to transform into the written language.
Eradicating fleas, a sure fire get into heaven free pass if there ever was one!
Write a Television commercial that didn’t make people want to use the tube for target practice.
See Congress make a guest appearance on Jack Ass. Oh wait, that has already been done.
Watch the first episode of the hot new reality show, “Welcome to our World” where politicians are forced to lose all of their benefits and live like the rest of us. Wanna bet they could fix our economic woes faster than a speeding bullet?
See the Arctic by dog sled, pulled by a team of Cabinet members.
See something majestic… an honest politician.
Find Pelosi’s missing mind.
I am going to be very busy!
Thomas H. Forthe
