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May 13 2009

Dog farts….

Published by thomasforthe at 10:10 am under Humor Edit This

I know that a dog is a man’s best friend, but sometimes they carry things just a little too far!

Char is the silent but deadly type… and does not like to be alone when the time comes to relieve the pressure.

She finds me, lays at my feet, and causes the paint to peel off the ceiling… she should come with a toxic waste placard.

If only I had trained her to do that outside… but then she probably would cause the squirrels to fall from the trees, and the hapless little fur balls couldn’t defend themselves from the cats.

Of course the cats would be busy gagging, so the squirrels might still have a chance, but still it would be tough to climb a tree while holding your nose with both front paws….

I wonder, is it possible they make an odor eater collar?

Thomas H. Forthe

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