Mar 25 2009
Answers to interview questions…
”How much do you need to make in order to live?” is the first question. ”Well now, I’d have to say $10,000 an hour ought to just about cover it….”
“Where do you see yourself in ten years?”came next. “Sitting on my private island, sipping a large tropical drink covered from the sun by an umbrella, and sending you hate mail….”
”What can you bring to our company, that no one else can?” to which I quickly reply, “Three things, that I can guarantee, no other company on the planet will have: me, myself, and I!”
”Why would you be a better fit for us than any other applicant we have?” came another genuinely generic question from the genius. “Oh! I know this one” I scream at the top of my lungs. “Because of my extended stay at the Psyche ward!” I exclaim with glee while studying my twirling fingers dance before my eyes.
“Why should I hire you?” the final query. “Well now, I may not be the expert here, but I think I’m ALOT more qualified for this position than you are, don’t you agree? There’s the door now get your damn feet off my desk!”
He nearly made it out the door before he realized it was his business, after all….
Thomas H. Forthe
