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Dec 24 2008

Humanities Misunderstandings….

Published by thomasforthe at 1:32 pm under Humor Edit This

To ere is human or so they say and personally I believe them. I ere, you ere, we all dare to ere.

Was a human erring what caused Genghis to rampage, venting his wrath on his neighbors, carrying it down and out from the steppes? Maybe someone pee’d in his porridge thinking it a chamber pot.

Could the Boston tea party have been avoided if only they had brought Earl Grey? raspberry? or green?

Would the Pharaohs have hidden their chambers half as well if they had known real immortality lay in a museum? After all who wants to lay around in a dark dusty tomb forever when you can draw a crowd into a climate controlled and well lit environment? A small miscalculation by their advisors I am sure.

Could Cleopatra have truly fell in love if she had only realized Mark Antony had said their love would end in an asp and not a last passionate gasp?

Thomas H. Forthe

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