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Dec 15 2008

Multi-tasking

Published by thomasforthe at 11:12 am under Humor Edit This

I need a clone, not just any clone but a much better clone than the original. I need a clone that can type two hundred words a minute, make coffee and a sandwich, fix the broken mower and mow the yard, and fill out job applications all at the same time!

Has the world sped off leaving me in its wake, or did I slow down, becoming snail-ish in my latter years? I don’t remember things being so fast when I was younger, maybe that is the problem, memory or lack thereof.

It never seems that I have enough hours in one day anymore, if time were a bank I would be in debt there too!

While we are on the subject of time, when did November start having a mere fifteen days? I could be wrong, but I was sure it used to be longer….

This time thing really hit home yesterday, while walking outdoors to get some exercise I had a snail yelling obscenities, flip me off and stand on the horn trying to pass….

Thomas H. Forthe

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