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Oct 31 2008

Don’t get up!

Published by thomasforthe at 8:42 am under Uncategorized Edit This

Yesterday should have been like any other day. It started out the same, I got up!

I had coffee! then more coffee, and some more coffee. You’d think I’d be awake. I absolutely had to have something from the storage shed, a  large full storage shed mind you.

I ran a few errands on the way, the shed is several miles from home. We finally arrive, stop the truck and guess what, no keys. Truck keys yes, but no shed key. Fine deal!

My wife thought it hilarious, she greeted me at the door…

Back to the shed and several hours later, I finally find my prize. An arm load or two of other paraphernalia dragging along for good measure. Can you say Pack Rat?

A virtual treasure trove of life’s collectibles, things one cannot live with or without. Carefully nestled within the confines of a shed miles from home. Can you say junk?

Well some of it , maybe…

I drag my booty home and proceed to find accomodations for it all. completely forgetting why it was in the shed to start with…

Repacking boxes to take back to the shed, now that takes talent! Have you ever noticed that when you unpack a box and remove several items, the remaining items simply refuse to fit in their original box?

 Gremlins I tell ya!

 Stay tuned, tomorrow I’ll discuss the physics behind why they don’t fit, Ya right!

Maybe while I’m at it I can figure out why the politicians all think they have the answers to life and the economy…

2008-10-31

Thomas H. Forthe

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One Response to “Don’t get up!”

  1. buzzirkon 01 Nov 2008 at 10:49 am edit this

    why do the politicians all think they have the answers to life and the economy?

    go figure

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